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    BACON BODY WASH

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    BACON BODY WASH

    $4.75
    Bacon Body Wash- You love bacon, but you couldn't shower with it until now. This Bacon Body Wash brings the exhilarating aroma of bacon to yet another part of your morning routine. The friendly Mr...
    $4.75
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    EDGAR ALLAN POE BANDAGE

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    EDGAR ALLAN POE BANDAGE

    $4.99
    Edgar Allan Poe Bandages- Edgar Allan Poe is associated with the macabre, so it's only natural that his image would be on bandages covering your wounds. Each 3-3/4' (9.5 cm) tall metal tin comes with...
    $4.99
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    Bacon Bandaids 15 count

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    Bacon Bandaids 15 count

    $4.99
    WHAT IS BETTER THAN THE MAGICAL CURE OF BACON BANDAGES! Each tall metal tin contains 15 latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a small prize to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all...
    $4.99
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    MEAT WRAPPING PAPER

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    MEAT WRAPPING PAPER

    $14.99
    Meat Parade Wrapping Paper Book- Once a year all the best meats in the world gather together to celebrate our meaty heritage with a Meat Parade, but you can use this Meat Parade Wrapping Paper...
    $14.99
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    BACON SOAP 65g TIN BOX

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    BACON SOAP 65g TIN BOX

    $5.49
    Bacon Soap-It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the... bathroom? That's right, we've captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of soap! Each...
    $5.49
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    TV DINNER GUMBALLS 1.4 oz

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    TV DINNER GUMBALLS 1.4 oz

    $4.50
    THE PERFECT GUM TO CHEW DURING A BRADY BUNCH MARATHONRemember when there were only three networks and you had to get up out of your chair to change the channel? This is the gum for you! Your...
    $4.50
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    ANIME LUGGAGE TAG

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    ANIME LUGGAGE TAG

    $4.99
    Anime Eyes Luggage Tag- It's boring waiting for your luggage at the airport. You want to get home, but you're stuck watching yawn-inducing bags go around in an endless circle. This 5-1/4' (13.3 cm)...
    $4.99
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    MEAT PARADE LUNCHBOX

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    MEAT PARADE LUNCHBOX

    $8.99
    Meat Parade Lunchbox- Calling all carnivores, it's time to march in the meat parade! This 8' x 7' x 4' (20.3 cm x 17.8 cm x 10.2 cm) retro lunchbox is covered with marching meat and big-band meat...
    $8.99
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    DASHBOARD MONK

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    DASHBOARD MONK

    $4.99
    ENLIGHTENMENT ON A SPRINGOnly when you grasp the essence of bouncing on a spring, will you truly understand the meaning of sitting still. Park this peaceful, 4-1/2" (11.4 cm) tall Dashboard Monk...
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    Uncle Oinker's Savory Bacon Mints tin

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    Uncle Oinker's Savory Bacon Mints tin

    $2.49
    Each one of these mints tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint flavor to give it that extra punch! It may sound weird but once you taste it, you'll see that mint and...
    $2.49
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    DOCTOR'S CHOICE

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    DOCTOR'S CHOICE

    $1.99
    Doctor's Choice Candy Cigarettes-Nine out of ten friendly neighborhood doctors would rather eat these candy cigarettes than smoke real cigarettes. You wouldn't doubt the wisdom of your friendly...
    $1.99