Accoutrements

Anime Eyes Luggage Tag- It's boring waiting for your luggage at the airport. You want to get home, but you're stuck watching yawn-inducing bags go around in an endless circle. This 5-1/4' (13.3 cm)...

WHAT IS BETTER THAN THE MAGICAL CURE OF BACON BANDAGES! Each tall metal tin contains 15 latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a small prize to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all...

Bacon Body Wash- You love bacon, but you couldn't shower with it until now. This Bacon Body Wash brings the exhilarating aroma of bacon to yet another part of your morning routine. The friendly Mr...

Bacon Soap-It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the... bathroom? That's right, we've captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of soap! Each...

Bacon Ornament-From the glittery meat to the shiny metallic fat, this Bacon Ornament is totally blinged out. Each 4-1/2' (11.4 cm) tall plastic ornament looks fantastic hanging from a backpack or...

Breakfast Floss-Who needs breakfast when you've got Breakfast Floss? Start off your day by using the coffee flavor on your lower teeth, then switch over to the waffle and bacon flavors for your...

Crazy Cat Lady Candy-Most of us know (and some of us actually are) crazy cat ladies. What does a cat lover do when they can't be at home enjoying the company of their cats? Simple, they commune with...

ENLIGHTENMENT ON A SPRINGOnly when you grasp the essence of bouncing on a spring, will you truly understand the meaning of sitting still. Park this peaceful, 4-1/2" (11.4 cm) tall Dashboard Monk...

Doctor's Choice Candy Cigarettes-Nine out of ten friendly neighborhood doctors would rather eat these candy cigarettes than smoke real cigarettes. You wouldn't doubt the wisdom of your friendly...

Edgar Allan Poe Bandages- Edgar Allan Poe is associated with the macabre, so it's only natural that his image would be on bandages covering your wounds. Each 3-3/4' (9.5 cm) tall metal tin comes with...

Glow in the Dark Jellyfish Ornament- This 4' (10.2 cm) tall soft vinyl ornament is just as good on a Christmas tree as a rear view mirror. Put a bunch on your tree and when the lights go out, these...

Just Like Dad Candy Cigarettes-Give Junior his own pack of smokes - candy smokes that is! After all, nothing is cuter than a kid with a candy cigarette walking side by side with his chain smoking...