Accoutrements

Bacon Body Wash- You love bacon, but you couldn't shower with it until now. This Bacon Body Wash brings the exhilarating aroma of bacon to yet another part of your morning routine. The friendly Mr...

Meat Parade Wrapping Paper Book- Once a year all the best meats in the world gather together to celebrate our meaty heritage with a Meat Parade, but you can use this Meat Parade Wrapping Paper...

Bacon Soap-It's a sunny Sunday morning and you wake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the... bathroom? That's right, we've captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of soap! Each...

Bacon Ornament-From the glittery meat to the shiny metallic fat, this Bacon Ornament is totally blinged out. Each 4-1/2' (11.4 cm) tall plastic ornament looks fantastic hanging from a backpack or...

Sizzling Bacon Candy- We're all used to everything tasting like bacon, but this candy turns your mouth into a frying pan. Sprinkle a generous portion of the chunks of bacon-flavored candy on your...

Glow in the Dark Jellyfish Ornament- This 4' (10.2 cm) tall soft vinyl ornament is just as good on a Christmas tree as a rear view mirror. Put a bunch on your tree and when the lights go out, these...

Ceramic Nose Pencil Sharpener- This 2' (5.1 cm) long ceramic nose pencil sharpener looks like it fell right off some Roman bust. Classy and practical. This is another great stocking stuffer by...

Lederhosen Unicorn Ornament- This glass 5-3/4' (14.6 cm) tall Unicorn Ornament is wearing pink lederhosen. Why? Because when we set out to make ornaments, this was the most awesome thing we could...